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Wednesday 31 July 2013

Canine Carnage

Sometimes it is almost too easy to forget just how finky and sneaky a greyhound can be. Take this for example - Exhibit A) the criminal mastermind, Lottie (AKA the brindle rocket).  The canine suspect  was found at the scene of the crime looking extremely innocent, almost blissfully unawares of the carnage that had been bought to bear.


















The crime scene involved a paper towel roll that had been left unguarded on the kitchen bench for 15 minutes. The sheer level of destruction has left forensics baffled as to how that such ferocious destruction could have been carried out in near complete silence.


















The law enforcement community warn residents to guard all unsecured food and other items and to remain vigilant to the threat of greyhound thievery and general finkishness. 

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