Cult of the Greyhound

The Oxford online dictionary defines Greyhounds as

“A person or thing that is popular or fashionable among a particular group or section of society: the series has become a bit of a cult in the UK”

I bet that the Oxford Don who authored the above is in fact a Greyhound owner. 

You see in a cult there’s a group of people whose aim is furthering an agenda or purpose. In the case of Greyhound ownership it involves being besotted with ones hound. 

The funny thing is that after a year or so with Lottie (aka the brindle rocket) and Bomber (aka the black piddler), I've happily come to accept the fact that I am now a member of the cult of the Greyhound.

Nothing quite prepares you for membership. It usually happens not long after adopting an ex-racing Greyhound and opens up a whole new doggie perspective that connects with a group of fellow cult members who're equally mad about their hounds.  

Greyhound owners tend to have a their own language for anything relating to their dog’s behaviour. I sometimes forget this when talking to non cult members. I often get mystified looks or raised eyebrows as I talk about derping roaching and rooing.

The cult pervades your social life. There's a heap of  events like BBQs, walks and other events all organised by our rather amazing GAP (greyhounds as pets) co-ordinator, Sally. 

At these you’ll meet fellow cult members. You’ll also  spend an entire afternoon talking about your hounds and this is completely normal, even expected.  

There is a good reason for this. There's something indescribable about Greyhounds. They exude a calming demeanor and stillness that make them dead easy to be around. 

Their ears are like a crazy circus show that can’t make up its mind which act is next. Then there's their ultimate weapon – their deep brown soulful eyes. 

Non-pet owners often see animals as chattels. I think they only need look a Greyhound in the eyes to realise just how wrong they've been. There’s more soul in a greyhounds eyes than the entire contents of a footwear factories annual output.  

Oh and did I mention that Greyhounds are amazingly cute? 

I am of course unashamedly biased, but this is also borne out each  time we take Lottie and Bomber for a walk around town. We usually end up getting stopped by heaps of people. Most want to know if they are ex racing dogs, many simply ask if they can have a quick pat. (Greyhound fur is also incredibly soft)

Their effect on humans hasn’t entirely escaped the attentions of Lottie and Bomber who know all too well how effective a hold they have over us, their human servants. 

It isn’t that unusual to see fellow cult members buying designer coats, collars and PJs plus treats for their hounds, often spending more money on their Greyhounds than they’d usually spend on their own wardrobe. 

Perhaps the best part of being a member of the cult of the Greyhound (dogs aside) though is the people. If we have a question about our hounds, we’re usually inundated with answers and support. We’ve made some amazing friends. 

So if you’re considering a dog as a pet and want one without the health issues that plague most purebreeds, consider an ex-racing Greyhound. By adopting you're making a huge difference and If you’re not 100% sure, you can foster to adopt. 

Once you join the cult, your life will change completely - and for the better.